There's No Crying in Basketball

False. 

Me: "Hey M, call out for the ball!"
M: "NO!"
Me: "Ok....why not?"
M: "I don't want to!"
Me: "Well, how will your team know that you are open to pass to you?"
M: "I don't want them to!! I DON'T EVEN WANT TO PLAY! My dad is making me!"
Cue crying. 

Me: "M, I don't care what you do, get in front of your player on defense! Stay in front of her!"

Cue crashing into other player and the ground. 
Cue crying, limping, and general misery.