What do you give your only girl teacher?
An apple.
If you think your poem is really awesome, what do you say?
You Mackelmore'd it.
What word can you use for ANY WORD?
Swag
If a weird picture shows up in the mishmash of pictures after you show a youtube video, how long will it take someone to see it?
.5 seconds
Even though a student needed you to remind them 5 times to turn in an assignment AND it's super late, how fast will they expect you to enter their grade once they turn it in?
2 minutes
No matter what you do, will there always be at least 1 kid who doesn't listen to the directions?
YES
If you let 8th graders trace themselves and design 1920s fashion out of butcher paper, what percentage of them will be TOTALLY into it?
100%
When a student gets "Girl on Fire" stuck in their head, how many times should you prepare for them to sing it at you?
At least 5
What do kids think happened in the 1920s?
WWI (we JUST studied the end of it before starting the 20s...)
If you play classical music while students work silently, what will you look up to find them doing?
Conducting
Playing the air violin
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